Friday, June 22, 2007

Zorro's Woodland Home

Dear Stormland and Others Curious about the Life and Times of Zorro,

You asked about whether it is legal to live with a raccoon here in Tennessee. My answer is, "I don't know, I don't live with a raccoon. I just entertain one regularly." However, I am providing this exclusive video (Soon to be picked up, I'm sure, for an episode of Private Lives of the Rich and Famous.) It reveals the little known and seldom seen haunts of Zorro the Raccoon.

He appears to be slow and thoughtful as he retreats to his humble abode. This morning, though, after breakfast, he was quite hasty when the neighbor dog, Molly, arrived and took up chase.


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